Sal Minella
Hey, Johnny, I just met this girl at the studio next door, and we're going out tonight! And get this, get this: she's got a sister!
Johnny Fiama
No, no Sal, forget it. No, no, no! I've been on your monkey double dates before, and they spend the entire evening trying to pick bugs outta my hair.
Sal Minella
Oh, come on, come on, Johnny, just meet them.
Johnny Fiama
No, absofalutely not.
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