That way, we can go inside Scooter and help him fight off his Germans.
That's "germs", silly.
That's what I said.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Whatcha lookin' for, Kermit?
This, we can use it like a road map.
Yeah, but how will we get around once we're inside Scooter’s body?
Me know, me know, wawawawawawa.
Quick, follow Animal.
Animal, where are you?
He disappeared.
Submarine, wawawawawawa.
That's perfect, Animal, this'll work great, come on, let's go.
Hey, where do we get into Scooter's body when we're tiny?
There’s only one place that I know, his bellybutton.
KKids
Huh?
Are you sure, Gonzo?
Of course.
[chuckling] Hey, that's cold. [sneezes again]
Okay, guys, let's do it. Okay, here we go.
[Viruses are threatening the Babies. Meanwhile, Scooter drank some orange juice, which has just entered his body]
VViruses
Vitamin C?! OH NO! Run, get out of here! [flee]
VLVirus Leader
[doesn't flee] Quick! Put on your Anti-Vitamin C masks!
[Remaining viruses don gas-mask like gear and survive attack. The Babies are still prisoner]
[Gonzo got separated from the Babies and is in the brain, the only of the Babies not held prisoner by the viruses]
[talking to himself] This looks like a filing cabinet. [opens cabinet and sees pictures of Babies, to include Kermit, Rowlf, Piggy and Beeker] Memory photos! [finds picture of himself blowing a gum bubble] Oh no, this must be the time I stole his bubble gum! [destroys photo] Heh heh, he will not remember that now!
CCowboy
[offscreen] Hold it right there! Just what do you think you are doing?
[looks around in shock to see what look like several cowboys] Uh, uh, who are you?
CCowboy
Name is Sheriff White Cell, and it is my job to keep order and stop outlaws in Scooter's body.
[In a Pied Piper parody]
Once upon a time, there was a little town called Hamster.
I have heard this one. The town is named Hamlin, not Hamster!
This is my story and the town is Hamster! Anyway, it was ruled by a nice mayor who gave all the kids hamsters.
Hamsters, get your free hamsters!
Piggy, they are rats. Besides, in the original story, the mayor is supposed to be the bad guy.
Eek, rats! No, my story has a kind mayor and hamsters! Anyway, there were so many hamsters they needed someone to cajole them out. Along came the Pied Piano Player!
Rowlf is hauling a grand piano
UGGG! Sure wish I had learned how to play the flute!
Gravity. Isn't that what we put on mashed potatoes?
BBunsen
That's gravy. Not gravity, Fozzie.
Oh, I knew that.
Fozzie" This is one of the worst peanut butter and traffic jams I've ever seen. Get it? Peanut butter, traffic jam?
KKids
We got it.
We love working in salt mines, right guys?
KKids
Gonzo!
Yeah we don't even mind pepper.
KKids
Fozzie!
Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional. [drops his cue cards] Oops!
You're a professional oops all right.
What happened, Fozzie?
Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny.
Boy, we'll never see him again.
Yeah...Huh?
Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke?
No thanks, Fozzie.
Okay here it goes: what food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? See food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.
I've always wanted to be a baby sitter!
Me too! Who gets to sit on him first?
[In a Red Riding Hood parody]
Grandma bought some swampland in the Dagobah system.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Muppet Babies pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.