Baby Scooter quotes from Muppet Babies

Gonzo

Let's synchronize our watches.

Scooter

We don't have any watches, Gonzo.

Gonzo

That's okay, Scooter. I don't know what synchronize means anyway.

Skeeter

It's only a few minutes before lunchtime. We just gotta find Animal.

Gonzo

Maybe he crawled into the laundry chute. [opens the hatch and peers in, and sees a live-action pig playing in mud] Animal, is that you? Nah, Animal never keeps himself that clean. [tries to climb out of the laundry chute, but can't budge] Hey! I'm stuck!

Skeeter

Come on! Let's give him a hand.

Scooter

He won't budge.

Rowlf

Maybe we ought to try and push him.

Skeeter

Good idea. On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!

Scooter

When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress.

Fozzie

Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scooter, maybe you should start running now.

Scooter

Abraham Lincoln was president during the Civil War. He helped free the slaves and wrote the Gettysburg address.

Kermit

Um, what is the Gettysburg address?

[comes to life] Why, 227 Gettysburg Road of course.

Rowlf

Whatcha lookin' for, Kermit?

Kermit

This, we can use it like a road map.

Rowlf

Yeah, but how will we get around once we're inside Scooter’s body?

Me know, me know, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

Quick, follow Animal.

Fozzie

Animal, where are you?

Kermit

He disappeared.

Submarine, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

That's perfect, Animal, this'll work great, come on, let's go.

Piggy

Hey, where do we get into Scooter's body when we're tiny?

Gonzo

There’s only one place that I know, his bellybutton.

Huh?

Skeeter

Are you sure, Gonzo?

Gonzo

Of course.

Scooter

[chuckling] Hey, that's cold. [sneezes again]

Kermit

Okay, guys, let's do it. Okay, here we go.

Scooter

What happened, Fozzie?

Fozzie

Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny.

Skeeter

Boy, we'll never see him again.

Fozzie

Yeah...Huh?