Baby Gonzo quotes from Muppet Babies

Gonzo

Personally, I never could figure out these toys that change from one thing to another.

Gonzo

Grandma bought some swampland in the Dagobah system.

Kermit

[sighs, opens the fence board to check] I think we lost it. [closes it, sees someone in a ghost costume which makes 11 of the kids] Hey, wait a minute. 1, 2, 3...that's funny. How many of us were there when we started the story?

Gonzo

10. Why?

Kermit

10? Why, uh, [points at someone in a ghost costume] I think we picked up a stray.

Slime monster!

Gonzo

Let's get outta here! Help!

Skeeter

[comes out of the sheet] Are you sure you saw the slime monster in that closet, Gonzo?

Gonzo

[comes out of the sheet] I don't know. Maybe it was my imagination.

Fozzie

[comes out of the sheet] That's right. That's all it was. There aren't any slime monsters around here, uh, are there? [the slime monster comes out of the sheet, roars] That's good. For a minute there, I was getting worried. [gives a shocked look] Slime monster!

[run away] Slime monster!

Monster! Aah!

Slime monster!

Gonzo

Let's synchronize our watches.

Scooter

We don't have any watches, Gonzo.

Gonzo

That's okay, Scooter. I don't know what synchronize means anyway.

Skeeter

It's only a few minutes before lunchtime. We just gotta find Animal.

Gonzo

Maybe he crawled into the laundry chute. [opens the hatch and peers in, and sees a live-action pig playing in mud] Animal, is that you? Nah, Animal never keeps himself that clean. [tries to climb out of the laundry chute, but can't budge] Hey! I'm stuck!

Skeeter

Come on! Let's give him a hand.

Scooter

He won't budge.

Rowlf

Maybe we ought to try and push him.

Skeeter

Good idea. On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!

Piggy

[reading to Robin] And so Piggy followed the little tadpole down its tadpole hole. [as herself] Oh, I'm falling!

Gonzo

Hold everything! You're not telling the story right, Piggy. The pictures show Alice chasing a white rabbit down a rabbit hole, not a tadpole hole.

Piggy

I say it's a tadpole, and he went down a tadpole hole. And if you don't want to wind up stuffed in a weirdo hole, YOU BETTER KEEP QUIET!!!

Gonzo

[trying to adjust video camera] Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.

Fozzie

No way, Gonzo. I'm not Fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.

Gonzo

Come on, let's set up the dominos again.

Skeeter

But we won't be able to see them.

Fozzie

That's okay. We didn't see them the first time either.

Fozzie!

Fozzie

Sorry.

Rowlf

Whatcha lookin' for, Kermit?

Kermit

This, we can use it like a road map.

Rowlf

Yeah, but how will we get around once we're inside Scooter’s body?

Me know, me know, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

Quick, follow Animal.

Fozzie

Animal, where are you?

Kermit

He disappeared.

Submarine, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

That's perfect, Animal, this'll work great, come on, let's go.

Piggy

Hey, where do we get into Scooter's body when we're tiny?

Gonzo

There’s only one place that I know, his bellybutton.

Huh?

Skeeter

Are you sure, Gonzo?

Gonzo

Of course.

Scooter

[chuckling] Hey, that's cold. [sneezes again]

Kermit

Okay, guys, let's do it. Okay, here we go.

Gonzo

[talking to himself] This looks like a filing cabinet. [opens cabinet and sees pictures of Babies, to include Kermit, Rowlf, Piggy and Beeker] Memory photos! [finds picture of himself blowing a gum bubble] Oh no, this must be the time I stole his bubble gum! [destroys photo] Heh heh, he will not remember that now!

[offscreen] Hold it right there! Just what do you think you are doing?

Gonzo

[looks around in shock to see what look like several cowboys] Uh, uh, who are you?

Name is Sheriff White Cell, and it is my job to keep order and stop outlaws in Scooter's body.

Gonzo

We love working in salt mines, right guys?

Gonzo!

Fozzie

Yeah we don't even mind pepper.

Fozzie!