Baby Rowlf quotes from Muppet Babies

Skeeter

Rowlf can pick up the scent.

Rowlf

I didn't know anybody dropped it.

Skeeter

It's only a few minutes before lunchtime. We just gotta find Animal.

Gonzo

Maybe he crawled into the laundry chute. [opens the hatch and peers in, and sees a live-action pig playing in mud] Animal, is that you? Nah, Animal never keeps himself that clean. [tries to climb out of the laundry chute, but can't budge] Hey! I'm stuck!

Skeeter

Come on! Let's give him a hand.

Scooter

He won't budge.

Rowlf

Maybe we ought to try and push him.

Skeeter

Good idea. On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!

Fozzie

(about his painting) Pretty good, huh? I think I'll call it "Still-Life With Tomatoes."

Rowlf

I think you oughta stick to telling jokes, Fozzie.

Rowlf

Whatcha lookin' for, Kermit?

Kermit

This, we can use it like a road map.

Rowlf

Yeah, but how will we get around once we're inside Scooter’s body?

Me know, me know, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

Quick, follow Animal.

Fozzie

Animal, where are you?

Kermit

He disappeared.

Submarine, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

That's perfect, Animal, this'll work great, come on, let's go.

Piggy

Hey, where do we get into Scooter's body when we're tiny?

Gonzo

There’s only one place that I know, his bellybutton.

Huh?

Skeeter

Are you sure, Gonzo?

Gonzo

Of course.

Scooter

[chuckling] Hey, that's cold. [sneezes again]

Kermit

Okay, guys, let's do it. Okay, here we go.

Piggy

Once upon a time, there was a little town called Hamster.

Skeeter

I have heard this one. The town is named Hamlin, not Hamster!

Piggy

This is my story and the town is Hamster! Anyway, it was ruled by a nice mayor who gave all the kids hamsters.

Fozzie

Hamsters, get your free hamsters!

Kermit

Piggy, they are rats. Besides, in the original story, the mayor is supposed to be the bad guy.

Piggy

Eek, rats! No, my story has a kind mayor and hamsters! Anyway, there were so many hamsters they needed someone to cajole them out. Along came the Pied Piano Player!

Rowlf

UGGG! Sure wish I had learned how to play the flute!

Fozzie

Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke?

Rowlf

No thanks, Fozzie.

Fozzie

Okay here it goes: what food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? See food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.