Baby Skeeter quotes from Muppet Babies

Skeeter

[comes out of the sheet] Are you sure you saw the slime monster in that closet, Gonzo?

Gonzo

[comes out of the sheet] I don't know. Maybe it was my imagination.

Fozzie

[comes out of the sheet] That's right. That's all it was. There aren't any slime monsters around here, uh, are there? [the slime monster comes out of the sheet, roars] That's good. For a minute there, I was getting worried. [gives a shocked look] Slime monster!

[run away] Slime monster!

Monster! Aah!

Slime monster!

Skeeter

Rowlf can pick up the scent.

Rowlf

I didn't know anybody dropped it.

Skeeter

It's only a few minutes before lunchtime. We just gotta find Animal.

Gonzo

Maybe he crawled into the laundry chute. [opens the hatch and peers in, and sees a live-action pig playing in mud] Animal, is that you? Nah, Animal never keeps himself that clean. [tries to climb out of the laundry chute, but can't budge] Hey! I'm stuck!

Skeeter

Come on! Let's give him a hand.

Scooter

He won't budge.

Rowlf

Maybe we ought to try and push him.

Skeeter

Good idea. On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!

Piggy

[about Robin] He's adorable, just like his Uncle Kermie.

Kermit

Uncle Kermie? I never asked to be an uncle.

Skeeter

Kermit! Nobody asks to be an uncle. Your big sister had babies, that makes you an uncle, and the babies are your nieces and nephews.

Kermit

Oh, that's different.

Gonzo

Come on, let's set up the dominos again.

Skeeter

But we won't be able to see them.

Fozzie

That's okay. We didn't see them the first time either.

Fozzie!

Fozzie

Sorry.

Fozzie

That way, we can go inside Scooter and help him fight off his Germans.

Skeeter

That's "germs", silly.

Fozzie

That's what I said.

Rowlf

Whatcha lookin' for, Kermit?

Kermit

This, we can use it like a road map.

Rowlf

Yeah, but how will we get around once we're inside Scooter’s body?

Me know, me know, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

Quick, follow Animal.

Fozzie

Animal, where are you?

Kermit

He disappeared.

Submarine, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

That's perfect, Animal, this'll work great, come on, let's go.

Piggy

Hey, where do we get into Scooter's body when we're tiny?

Gonzo

There’s only one place that I know, his bellybutton.

Huh?

Skeeter

Are you sure, Gonzo?

Gonzo

Of course.

Scooter

[chuckling] Hey, that's cold. [sneezes again]

Kermit

Okay, guys, let's do it. Okay, here we go.

Piggy

Once upon a time, there was a little town called Hamster.

Skeeter

I have heard this one. The town is named Hamlin, not Hamster!

Piggy

This is my story and the town is Hamster! Anyway, it was ruled by a nice mayor who gave all the kids hamsters.

Fozzie

Hamsters, get your free hamsters!

Kermit

Piggy, they are rats. Besides, in the original story, the mayor is supposed to be the bad guy.

Piggy

Eek, rats! No, my story has a kind mayor and hamsters! Anyway, there were so many hamsters they needed someone to cajole them out. Along came the Pied Piano Player!

Rowlf

UGGG! Sure wish I had learned how to play the flute!

Scooter

What happened, Fozzie?

Fozzie

Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny.

Skeeter

Boy, we'll never see him again.

Fozzie

Yeah...Huh?