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S3 E12

Monk · Season 3, Episode 12

Adrian Monk, Natalie Teeger and others in “Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever”

Adrian Monk

[as they drive into the mountains] Why couldn't we stay in the city?

Natalie Teeger

Because a man there wants you dead.

Adrian Monk

I know.

Agent Grooms

And that man packs a lot of muscle in the Bay Area.

Adrian Monk

I know that.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

That's why they have a witness protection program.

[Grooms stops the car at a gas station. Stottlemeyer gets out]

Agent Grooms

Captain, please stay in the vehicle until we get to the cabin.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

What are you afraid of, Grooms? A sharpshooting raccoon with a high-powered rifle?

Agent Grooms

Okay, Captain, this is not a joke. Tommy Winn has already had two other federal witnesses killed.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

I know he has. That's why I'm here. [Natalie gets out behind him]

Agent Grooms

Miss Teeger, stay in the vehicle.

Agent Grooms

All right, you can stretch your legs. Just don't call any attention to yourselves.

Natalie Teeger

Good advice coming from a guy wearing a three-piece suit in the middle of the woods.

[Monk gets out]

Adrian Monk

Where are we?

Agent Grooms

You're safe. That's where you are.

Adrian Monk

How long do we have to stay here?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Until the deposition hearing on Monday.

Adrian Monk

Six days. [Grooms goes to the gas pump and removes the hose]

Agent Grooms

You're doing God's work. We've finally got Tommy Winn behind bars and thanks to you, he's gonna stay there.

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