Roddy Lankman, Adrian Monk and others in “Mr. Monk and the Game Show”

Welcome back to Treasure Chest. My name is Roddy Lankman, and our reigning champ, Val Birch, is in the lead again with $3,000. In second place, Susan with $0, and Adrian, you're at -$1,000.

Well Roddy, I think my luck is about to change.

Well there's only one way to find out: let's do Round 2 and dig for treasure. For $4,000, the bone that connects your knee to your ankle is the A) fibula, B) tibula- [Monk buzzes in]

B, Tibula.

Uh, that is correct! [Applause is heard offstage; Birch scorches a glare at Monk] Next question: how many square yards in an acre? [Birch immediately buzzes in]

It's C.

Uh, C is correct. It's 4,840 square yards.

Lucky guess.

Lucky guess indeed. For $5,000- [Monk buzzes in]

D.

Uh, D is correct. Another lucky guess. For $5,500, President McKinley was assassinated in-[Monk presses his buzzer several times]

D-D-D-D. The answer is D, Roddy ["D" being "1901"].

D is correct. The next question, who-[Monk buzzes in insistently]

B-B-B-B-B-B!

"B" is correct, it's Jackson Brown. [Susan collapses on her podium] Susan, are you okay?

I-I just-it looked so much easier when I was watching at home!

Yes it always looks easier at home. For $6,000- [Susan buzzes in]

C!

No, C is not right. [Monk buzzes in]

A.

'A' is correct, "the wombat". And the last question for $6,000, what element-[Monk rings in]

D.

D is correct. And that's the end of Round 2, a couple of really intelligent gentlemen here. Uh, that means Adrian Monk is the winner of Round 2! Val Birch, you're gonna have to sit this one out this time. [Tanya hands Roddy the first bonus round question] Adrian, you understand what happens in Round 2: you answer these five questions correctly, you not only win this game, but you win this great big pot of gold. [gestures to the table with the treasure chests] You know how we play our game, you have five questions. Let's see how you do. [reads from the first card] Adrian, who was the first president to win a Nobel Peace Prize? [SPOILER: the answer is Theodore Roosevelt]

Roddy, I understand I can phone a friend.

[scoffs] You wanna phone a friend on the first question? Well, you're the boss. Tanya, let's bring him the phone. [Tanya grabs a treasure chest with the phone while Roddy addresses his viewers] For those of you just joining us for the first time, Adrian is going to call a friend to see if he can get some help on this very important bonus round question. [Tanya hands Monk the phone] All right, who would you like to call?

Well, Roddy, I would like to call him. [points to Val Birch]

Me? You want to call me? I don't think I'm at home! [laughs]

Mr. Monk, what are you doing?

Do you know what he's doing? Because I don't know what he's doing.

[onstage] I'm trying to prove that you are guilty of murder, Mr. Lankman, or at the very least, manslaughter. Lizzie Talvo, your personal assistant, discovered that you were cheating on the show. [Monk ignores the gasps of the horrified audience]

Uh, can we go to a commercial break? [Dwight immediately turns to his associates]

You do and you're fired.