[Before the show, Monk and Dwight talk to Val Birch while a crew member adjusts his outfit]
Val Birch? This is my old friend Adrian Monk.
Adrian? Ooh, gym glass must have been hell with a name like that.
Yes, yes it was-
Are you nearly done or do you just like touching me?
Almost done.
Adrian's here from San Francisco.
Oh, Frisco? God-awful town! I was there last year. It was foggy the whole week! When are they gonna do something about all that fog?
Well, I-I don't know. I'll make some calls.
I couldn't see a damn thing! Not even that, um, uh, golden bridge they've got.
The Golden Gate.
No, genius, the bridge.
Right, that's what they call it: the Golden Gate-
Okay, okay! Testing 1-2-3, we're done! [walks away]
[to Monk] That idiot's won seven times in a row!
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