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S3 E8

Monk · Season 3, Episode 8

Dwight Ellison, Val Birch and others in “Mr. Monk and the Game Show”

[Before the show, Monk and Dwight talk to Val Birch while a crew member adjusts his outfit]

Dwight Ellison

Val Birch? This is my old friend Adrian Monk.

Val Birch

Adrian? Ooh, gym glass must have been hell with a name like that.

Adrian Monk

Yes, yes it was-

Val Birch

Are you nearly done or do you just like touching me?

Stagehand

Almost done.

Dwight Ellison

Adrian's here from San Francisco.

Val Birch

Oh, Frisco? God-awful town! I was there last year. It was foggy the whole week! When are they gonna do something about all that fog?

Adrian Monk

Well, I-I don't know. I'll make some calls.

Val Birch

I couldn't see a damn thing! Not even that, um, uh, golden bridge they've got.

Adrian Monk

The Golden Gate.

Val Birch

No, genius, the bridge.

Adrian Monk

Right, that's what they call it: the Golden Gate-

Val Birch

Okay, okay! Testing 1-2-3, we're done! [walks away]

Dwight Ellison

[to Monk] That idiot's won seven times in a row!

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