Monk, Natalie and others in “Mr. Monk Is On the Air”

Monk

I think he's the guy!

Natalie

I do too, at least I hope he is.

Capt. Stottlemeyer

Max Hudson, the jerk on the radio?

Monk

According to her sister, his wife had recently started taking sleeping pills, 30 milligrams.

Natalie

Which is the maximum dosage.

Monk

And it was Max's suggestion.

Natalie

He called the doctor personally to get the prescription!

Monk

Here's what happened: Max is out of town, it's a perfect alibi. He knows his wife will be taking those pills, so she's out cold. [In the background, Randy is trying to contain his laughter]

Capt. Stottlemeyer

[Glares at Randy] Is something funny?

S-sorry.

Monk

He knows his wife won't be waking up, so he has one of his guys-

Capt. Stottlemeyer

Randy? Do you wanna share it with the rest of the class?

Lt. Randall Disher

Sorry. I heard you on the show. You really got zung!

Natalie

[Offended] Oh my God, you listen to that creep?!

I think he’s gray... ting. It’s grating.... [starts to stammer] Degrading. Degrading to women. I keep listening, hoping he’ll grow up, but he never does.