[Monk and Natalie enter the studio]
Hi.
Oh, hello.
Hello, there. Yeah. Who is this?
This is Natalie. She’s my assistant.
Ooh, Natalie.
I think I need a little assistance.
Me like...
I think I need some assistance!
Give a little twirl, Natalie.
No, thank you.
[As a small sound effect plays on J.J.'s computer] "No, thank you." Okay, she’s feisty! She’s brassy, she’s sassy, she’s got gusto!
Sassy, brassy, but she won’t show her...
I like it! Doing the neck crank. You can’t see it, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I talked to this guy last night. He wants to talk to me about what happened to Jeanette.
Why don’t we talk about that after the show?
You don’t get it, sugarbumps: here is the show. My life is the show. Detective, why don’t you have a seat, please? Somebody give him some headphones, please.
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