[Natalie's cell phone rings while she is talking to Julio Alvarez's boss]
Adrian Monk
Natalie, it's me, Adrian Monk.
Natalie Teeger
Yes, Mr. Monk, we were just talking about you.
Adrian Monk
Natalie, you have to come back here.
Natalie Teeger
I can't right now, Mr. Monk, I'm at the pizzeria talking to the manager.
Adrian Monk
It's Ebola.
Natalie Teeger
Excuse me?
Adrian Monk
I think I have the Ebola virus.
Natalie Teeger
No, Mr. Monk, you do not have the Ebola virus.
Adrian Monk
I'm pretty sure I do, I have all the symptoms, I have the headache, the fever, the massive internal bleeding.
Natalie Teeger
You have massive internal bleeding?
Adrian Monk
Yes, I believe I do, that is my opinion.
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