Used to be. Um... I'm a private consultant now, and, uh... I'm just helping the department with their report.
[takes paper towel, reaches for the coffee pot with the regular coffee, and starts pouring it into the pot with the decaf]
Were you all here when Miss Landow died?
That's right. The students were taking their SATs. We were proctoring the test.
So - so you were all together? [looks closely at the pots to make sure they are even]
No, we were in different classrooms.
Adrian...!
[Monk is not happy with the measurements. So he tries mixing the two pots together while trying to even them out]
Excuse me, what are you doing?
Oh - um... just making them even.
[highly amused at the little display] But you're mixing the regular with the decaf!
But they're even.
But they're mixed together!
But they're - they're even.
But they're mixed together.
But they're even...
But they're mixed together.
But they're even...
[changes the subject]
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