Could be a serial killer. He's killing people according to their phobias. This guy was afraid of heights, so he pushed him off the roof.
Augie wasn't afraid of heights. He was afraid of spiders.
That's different. He's killing people using the opposite of their phobias. The Opposite Killer.
So you're saying the opposite of a spider is a tall building?
What do you think the opposite of a spider?
I have no idea, but it's not a tall building.
Hmm, tell that to the Opposite Killer.
It's him. The Opposite Killer. That's his M.O.
There is no "Opposite Killer"! If there was, you would have been killed by a falling rocket scientist years ago!
We need your strength, Neven. Your guidance. You're the beacon. you're the light that will see us through our darkest hour.
RRhonda
So, Harold, how is it up there in Neven's butt? You lonely? Getting scared of the dark?
[Natalie finds an important letter from Monk's HMO]
All the more reason--just throw it out.
Yeah, good news from my HMO. What do you think--I won a free colonscopy?
We have to find a phone and call the police.
There's not enough time. It takes the police four minutes and 20 seconds to get here. Don't ask.
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