DCD.A. Charles Friedken
Now, did everyone review the grand jury transcripts and the follow-up reports?
Mr. Friedken, don't worry. They can do this in their sleep.
In fact, on at least two occasions, Lieutenant Disher has.
“Mr. Monk Takes the Stand” · Season 8
In this episode: Adrian Monk (3), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (2), Natalie Teeger (2), Lt. Disher (1)
[Monk squeals through clenched teeth when trying to describe Evan Gildea's nude sculpture]
HPHarrison Powell
Mr. Monk, are you okay?
I'm fine.
JSJudge Santa Croce
You were making a noise.
I don't think so.
JSJudge Santa Croce
Could you read that back, please?
CSCourt Stenographer
"Witness: The defendant removed a sheet revealing a naked [sustains] e..."
HPHarrison Powell
Do you really want to go up against me again, Former Detective Monk?
Yes I do. I'll see you on the ball field.
HPHarrison Powell
The ball field?
I've seen your curveball. I can hit it now.
HPHarrison Powell
Oh, I'm really looking forward to this.
No, you're not.
You're going to do great. You've seen his curveball.
I don't even know what that means. I can't believe I'm doing this again.
I'm proud of you, man. You're getting back on the horse.
Yeah, Monk, okay, a couple of suggestions. Just a thought, maybe work on not crying--I mean, not quite so much in front of the jury.
Okay, that's a good note.
Yeah, also, you can think "mayday" all you want, but it's probably a mistake to yell the word "mayday" from the witness stand.
Did I do that?
Just a couple times.
More than a couple of times.
I'd better write these down.
There are no timeouts.
Right.
No do-overs.
No heavy, heavy, sweating.
No, no, no, no.
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