This coffee is horrible. Tastes like BM.
It's iced tea.
Heat it up.
So, you want tea?
No, I want warm iced tea!
“Mr. Monk is Someone Else” · Season 8
In this episode: Adrian Monk (5), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (3), Lt. Disher (2), Natalie Teeger (1)
[Looking at a photo of Frank DePalma']' Oh my God! It's me!
He's your twin!
That's your doppelgänger. They say everyone's got one.
Who says that?
People... and their doppelgängers.
[Monk is run through Frank DePalma's biography by Agent Stone]
SAgent Stone
You were born and raised?
829 Chambers Street, Allston, Massachusetts, 1953. Parents Joseph and Helen. He was professional gambler; died when I was 14. [Stone presses a button. The projector shows DePalma's mugshot]
SAgent Stone
Your first arrest?
October 27, 1997, assault and battery. I did two and a half years at Joliet, and my cellmate's name was Barry "The Maggot" Franklin. [Stone changes the projector to an image of a man on his cell phone]
SAgent Stone
Your first contract kill?
November 13, 1999, Key West - real estate billionaire Donnie Hernandez. I blew up his yacht; made it look like a fuel leak.
[Lola has learned that "DePalma" has a new girlfriend]
LLola
What was her name?
Natalie. Natalie Teegerb. [In the FBI van, everyone turns their eyes on Natalie]
LLola
Teegerb?
With a "B" on the end. It's Canadian. It's French Canadian.
[In the van] Well I guess you have a date, "Miss Teegerb".
[Monk and Natalie enter Stottlemeyer's office]
Captain, do you have a minute? Mr. Monk would like to say something.
[From outside] Sorry.
Mr. Monk, you have to do it in person.
[Monk comes into the room]
I'm sorry.
Show him the card. Go ahead, read it. [Monk pulls the card from his jacket]
"I was 'udderly' wrong." It's a cow. Udders. "I'm sorry if I upset you. Please give me another chance. I would hate for my careless gesture to spoil our fine romance." It's the only one they had.
Thank you, Monk. I realize how hard this must have been for you to have Natalie buy it for you.
Okay, I bought it, but Mr. Monk paid for it. Or he will.
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