[At the hotel the morning after Monk and Natalie see the UFO ]
OW Oxygen Women
Hi, is this the lobby?
OW Oxygen Women
What's going on here, is there a loser convention in town?
Oh, somebody saw a flying saucer.
OW Oxygen Women
A flying saucer?
OW Oxygen Women
The image I saw was a clearly Class IV Intergalactic Doomfreighter. Flying saucer? They're coming for the oxygen. [Pulls an oxygen mask out of her trunk and puts it on ] Have the negotiations started yet?
Oh, we haven't heard! [To Monk ] I'm going to call the repair shop to see if the car is ready.
Yeah, dial fast, dial like the wind!
You just walked around rearranging spoons and plates and sweeping up crumbs. Couldn't you have at least tried?
I tried. I smiled. I smiled a lot.
That's my smile. That's how I smile.
[Lost in the desert ] You win, dirt! Congratulations, dirt! Well played!
[Monk has gone to the sheriff's office in Vintonville to report a UFO sighting ]
SF Sheriff Fletcher
You saw a UFO?
No. No, I didn't say that.
SF Sheriff Fletcher
Oh. So, uh, was it an object?
SF Sheriff Fletcher
Uh, could you identify it?
SF Sheriff Fletcher
And it was flying.
SF Sheriff Fletcher
You add that all up, Mr. Monk, you've got yourself a UFO.
[The Sheriff's been shot ]
SF Sheriff Fletcher
One of us is going to have to go get help. The highway's about 15 miles that way.
All right, Natalie and I will go.
Mr. Monk, we can't leave him, he's been shot.
' All right. Natalie and I will stay here.
Well, what do you suggest, Natalie? Do you have any ideas at all?
Yeah, you get help, I stay here and take care of the sheriff.
Any ideas at all? Because if you do I'd really like to hear them.
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