[Monk has gone to the sheriff's office in Vintonville to report a UFO sighting]
SFSheriff Fletcher
You saw a UFO?
No. No, I didn't say that.
SFSheriff Fletcher
Oh. So, uh, was it an object?
Yes.
SFSheriff Fletcher
Uh, could you identify it?
No, no.
SFSheriff Fletcher
And it was flying.
Yes.
SFSheriff Fletcher
You add that all up, Mr. Monk, you've got yourself a UFO.
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