[At the hotel the morning after Monk and Natalie see the UFO]
OWOxygen Women
Hi, is this the lobby?
It's right over there.
OWOxygen Women
What's going on here, is there a loser convention in town?
Oh, somebody saw a flying saucer.
OWOxygen Women
A flying saucer?
I know.
OWOxygen Women
The image I saw was a clearly Class IV Intergalactic Doomfreighter. Flying saucer? They're coming for the oxygen. [Pulls an oxygen mask out of her trunk and puts it on] Have the negotiations started yet?
Oh, we haven't heard! [To Monk] I'm going to call the repair shop to see if the car is ready.
Yeah, dial fast, dial like the wind!
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