“Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized” quotes from Monk

[Examining one piece] Hm...

Whaddaya (what do you) think?

It's very nice. A little too nice. You sure you don't want to take this to an auction house, maybe Sotheby's?

I can't. [Smiles] I don't want any publicity.

Well, we might be able to find a buyer. We'll need some time, though. A week.

A week? OK, I'll call you in a week then. And if you do find a buyer, let them know that I've got some other things that I'm looking to sell. A whole house full, actually. Thank you. [She starts to head for the door, but stops, petrified]

You need an umbrella? [Sally doesn't respond] Sweetheart, are you all right?

[Pause, then turns to them] Yeah, yeah. I thought I saw my husband. [Laughs] I guess I'm just a little jumpy. Thank you again. I'll be in touch. [Uses her purse to cover her head as she runs across the street to her car]

Leap... and a net will appear.

Monk

Who's Annette?

No, a net to catch you. You're safe.

Capt. Stottlemeyer

Okay, listen up! You know the situation. We've got a missing woman. Her name is Sally Larkin. Her husband is suspect #1. Now Mr. Lar... [Disher swings his jacket and it hits Stottlemeyer on the back] ...kin owns this house right here and these seven acres. And we are going to search that seven acres, thoroughly. Let's go.

Natalie

Mr. Monk, it's pretty high up. You might want to stay in the car.

Monk

Aw, do I have to?

Natalie

Uh, no. You're the boss.

Monk

[Getting out of the car and walking over to the bridge railing] It's such a nice day. It would be fun to run around.

Natalie

You want to run around?

Monk

Ah! There's the Captain! Come on. [Stottlemeyer is calling out more instructions to the search team]

Capt. Stottlemeyer

Terrain's a little rough out there so try to stay in formation! Eyes forward and down!

Lt. Disher

We're looking for anything unusual! Signs of a struggle! Freshly dug dirt! Articles of clothing!

Capt. Stottlemeyer

Any questions?

Monk

Yeah. What if we win?

Capt. Stottlemeyer

[Confused] What do we win?

Monk

If we find the body?

Lt. Disher

You don't win anything.

Capt. Stottlemeyer

What is this? [Turns the wrapper over to read the label] Disher Mint?

Lt. Disher

Yeah, I made it myself.

Capt. Stottlemeyer

You made the gum?

Lt. Disher

Yeah, from a kit. I got it online. In my basement, I'm experimenting with a bunch of new flavors right now. Guess what this one is.

Natalie

[Making a face] Tar?

Lt. Disher

No. No, it's Diet Blueberry. [Stottlemeyer starts coughing and spits out his gum, which lands on one of the floor vents] Too much citric acid?

Capt. Stottlemeyer

Oh hell! Where'd it go? [He bends down onto the floor to find his runaway gum]