[Waiting in the foyer of Aaron Larkin's house, Disher passes out pieces of gum]
What is this? [Turns the wrapper over to read the label] Disher Mint?
Yeah, I made it myself.
You made the gum?
Yeah, from a kit. I got it online. In my basement, I'm experimenting with a bunch of new flavors right now. Guess what this one is.
[Making a face] Tar?
No. No, it's Diet Blueberry. [Stottlemeyer starts coughing and spits out his gum, which lands on one of the floor vents] Too much citric acid?
Oh hell! Where'd it go? [He bends down onto the floor to find his runaway gum]
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