“Mr. Monk Is On The Run, Part 1” · Season 6
In this episode: Adrian Monk (3), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (2), Natalie Teeger (1), Lt. Disher (1)
Your Honor, my client is not a flight risk. For fourteen years he served the City of San Francisco honorably as a police officer. He still has friends in the department, some of whom are here today and prepared to testify on his behalf. I would also like to point out that, even if he wanted to flee, my client doesn't drive. He also has an obsessive fear of airplanes... and boats... and trucks... and trains.
I didn't shoot him. He was my only lead. I'd have to be crazy!
Yeah, well, if "I'd have to be crazy" was a valid defense, we could rent our jails out for birthday parties.
Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk whispers to his lawyer]
Uh... with the Court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Oh, my God!
[From a payphone, Monk tells Stottlemeyer about how Rollins set him up]
He broke into my house before the shooting...
And raided your refrigerator?
[Makes a smoothie with a power drill. She puts lots of random items that one would not normally put into a smoothie into the blender. Then, under the excuse that her blender broke, she uses the power drill to blend together the ingredients. When completed, the result is a very repulsive looking liquid. She takes a sip] Just what I needed.
[Notices oil in the liquid] Is that oil?
That is oil. It's uh, it's from the ground so it's organic, and it just... lubricates your organs. [Puts down the glass and picks up the drill] Um, I'll just be washing up. I'll be right back. You can have it.
[She leaves. The sound of the shower comes from the bathroom, to cover up the sound of her drilling Monk's handcuffs off]
Quiet! He's still in the kitchen. [Takes the uniform out of the bag] It's Mitch's uniform. It's all that I had.
Oh no. I can't wear that.
Mr. Monk, he'd want you to.
No, it's all dusty.
You were wearing a hobo's trench coat!
Okay. [He prepares to put on the uniform]
[Gives Monk a wad of money] Here. Money.
Is this all you had?
It's a week's paycheck! I was supposed to get a 5% increase in January...
Okay, okay, okay. We'll talk about that later. [Natalie hands Monk several wads of Kleenex]
Here's some Kleenex. They're anti-viral. It's a sick world out there.
Natalie, thank you.
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