[One of Troy Kroger's teenaged friends is admiring Natalie]
RRidley
How old do you think she is?
TTroy
34, maybe?
RRidley
That's twice my age.
PPez
So, when you're 60, she'll be 120!
“Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure” · Season 6
In this episode: Adrian Monk (1), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1), Lt. Disher (1)
[Monk and Troy are playing 20 Questions while trapped in Troy's car after Steven Connolly buries the car under a pile of gravel]
Mineral. It's a mineral.
TTroy
[Pause] Is it gravel?
[Crying] Yes, it's gravel. Gravel! It's gravel! It's everywhere!
[Randy tries to justify to Stottlemeyer his reasoning as to why he would like one of the dead bank robber's coupons]
What are you getting at?
Circle of life.
That's The Lion King.
Yes, I know, but instead of a lion, it's me, and instead of a baby cub, it's a diet coke.
All right, Randy, I'll let you have the receipt, on one condition: you know what you just said about the lion and the baby cub and the diet coke? You don't ever repeat that as long as I am alive. Understood?
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