[Randy tries to justify to Stottlemeyer his reasoning as to why he would like one of the dead bank robber's coupons]
What are you getting at?
Circle of life.
That's The Lion King.
Yes, I know, but instead of a lion, it's me, and instead of a baby cub, it's a diet coke.
All right, Randy, I'll let you have the receipt, on one condition: you know what you just said about the lion and the baby cub and the diet coke? You don't ever repeat that as long as I am alive. Understood?
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