Claire: [to Jay] Gloria is right. You being emotionally closed off makes it very difficult for your children to show affection.
Jay: Really?
Claire: Yes.
Jay: You have trouble showing affection in public places?
Claire: Yes.
Jay: You?
Claire: [changes tone] Yes.
Jay: Was that before or after you were delivered to my door wearing nothing but your underwear and a police blanket?
[The kids walk in]
Haley: Oh my god, what?!
Alex: You were arrested?
Luke: Awesome!
Claire: Not awesome! And I wasn't arrested. Your grandfather was just telling a joke.
Jay:: It was just a joke. [whispers to Claire] I got a million of 'em.
Claire: Dad...

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