Claire, Jay and others in “The Kiss”

[to Jay] Gloria is right. You being emotionally closed off makes it very difficult for your children to show affection.

Really?

Yes.

You have trouble showing affection in public places?

Yes.

You?

[changes tone] Yes.

Was that before or after you were delivered to my door wearing nothing but your underwear and a police blanket?

Oh my god, what?!

You were arrested?

Awesome!

Not awesome! And I wasn't arrested. Your grandfather was just telling a joke.

: It was just a joke. [whispers to Claire] I got a million of 'em.

Dad...