Where'd you go?
Nowhere. Just for a bike ride.
Oh, my God. Please tell me this text is wrong. Did you really just go over to that kid's house and try and kiss him in front of a million people?
Alex, did you do that?
You got a text?
Oh, yeah. Everybody knows. Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?!
This is all your fault! You're the one who said I had to kiss him or I was a lesbian!
Haley, did you say that to her?
Oh, don't turn this on me! Look at her shoes!
I'm never going back to school now.
No, sweetheart. Yes, you are. You are going back to school. But listen to me. Just because a boy sends you flirty texts doesn't mean you -
What?! You read my texts?!
You read her texts?! That's why you made me talk to her?!
You made her talk to me?!
I kind of feel like we're spinning out here a little bit. Look, Alex, the important thing here is that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys because it is so easy to get a reputation.
Well, I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were!
Were you?
Oh.
Were you?! I highly doubt it!
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