Modern Family · Season 2, Episode 10
“Dance Dance Revelation” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Phil Dunphy (2), Mitchell Pritchett (1), Jay Pritchett (1), Cameron Tucker (1)
[reading from the Mommy Forum to figure out what to do about Lily's biting] Well, this one says "when my daughter bit her brother, I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried but she never bit again. Smiley face."
Oh, well the smiley face makes it okay. I water-boarded our toddler. LOL.
[to Manny and Luke] Boys, here's the only thing you need to know about being a man. Never let someone take what is yours.
Unless it's just a parking spot and there's plenty of others.
That's sweet, Phil. You gotta write that down. You got any lipstick in your purse?
"We like to think we are so smart, and we have all the answers. And we want to pass all that on to our children, but if you scratch beneath the surface you don't have to dig very deep to find the kid you were. Which is it's kind of crazy that now we're raising kids of our own. I guess that's the real circle of life."
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