Mitchell
[reading from the Mommy Forum to figure out what to do about Lily's biting] Well, this one says "when my daughter bit her brother, I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried but she never bit again. Smiley face."
Cameron
Oh, well the smiley face makes it okay. I water-boarded our toddler. LOL.
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