Jay
[to Manny and Luke] Boys, here's the only thing you need to know about being a man. Never let someone take what is yours.
Phil
Unless it's just a parking spot and there's plenty of others.
Jay
That's sweet, Phil. You gotta write that down. You got any lipstick in your purse?
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