[about a comedian] You're going to love him. Trust me, the guy's hilarious.
OK, tell me one of his jokes.
Well, he doesn't do jokes.
Does he have a mallet?
No.
So then how does he get hit in the head?
He doesn't get hit in the head. He makes observations. He tells the truth in a funny way - come on, he's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.
Who the hell is Johnny Carson?
Oh, for God's sake.
[Cut to Jay and Gloria talking to the camera]
Gloria and I are from different generations, and I won't lie, it isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon & Garfunkel were my lawyers.
No I didn't.
It's a joke.
I don't get it.
Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
