Modern Family · Season 1, Episode 9
“Fizbo” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Phil Dunphy (2), Jay Pritchett (1), Cameron Tucker (1), Manny Delgado (1)
I've tried everything to get her attention. Opening doors, having a milk sent over in the cafeteria. Nothing has worked.
Here's the deal. Girls don't go for all that romantic stuff. They go for power and success, and since you don't have either one of those things... you're gonna be the funny guy.
Hey, Phil... are you getting a Clown for today?
Er no, Luke er... Luke's not much of a Clown-fan.
Really?
Yeah, never really liked them
Has he ever seen a good one?
Has anyone?!
I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ‘em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything...except for clowns. Never shared that with the family so, shh- I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods- but who knows?
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