[Claire and Phil are pretending to be strangers at a hotel bar, Claire has just returned from the bathroom wearing her coat]
Claire
"Clive", I have a little something for you.
Phil
What is it?
Claire
[tosses something at Phil] My dress.
Phil
Oh..
Claire
My bra.
Phil
Oh my...
Claire
My underwear.
Phil
My god!
Claire
Yeah. What do you say we take this upstairs.
Phil
This is so much better than cheesy garlic bread.
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