It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. [mumbling] Fill her backpack with bricks, and throw her into Candycane River...
“Benched” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Phil Dunphy (1), Claire Dunphy (1), Mitchell Pritchett (1), Alex Dunphy (1)
[Enters the car] Hey mom-
That was 20 minutes.
Ergh, mom, I am so, so sorry. I know it's no excuse but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school, you know, with friends, and I love you so much and I appreciate everything you do for me... I'm still your little girl.
Oh honey, why so sweet?
Can I get twenty dollars? A bunch of us are going to a movie and we're going to get something to eat afterwards. Jenna's brother is going to take us home.
Okay! Of course, sweetie, you know what? Take forty!
Oh my gosh!
Yeah, that's right!
Thanks mom!
Go on, have a great time!
[Alex leaves the car smiling, running to friends]
[Yelling to Alex from a distance] Oh, Alex, honey! When you're out shopping, you might want to pick up yourself a training bra! I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon! Mummy loves you, kitten! [Mumbling] Teach her to screw with me.
What’s my coaching philosophy? Give a kid a bird and he becomes one of those weird dudes that walks around with a bird on his shoulder. But give him a pair of wings? He can fly...
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