[Approaches Jess at a nightclub] I'm really sorry for hanging up on you.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Let's just get on with it, yeah?
Oh, right, now, listen. If I go in there, am I gonna get my penis stolen?
Why would anyone want to steal your puny little cock?
He's got a point, actually. I can't have anyone stealing my fanny. I'm gonna be using it very soon.
We just need to find Alex, okay? [Walking up to Alex following James] What are you doing? I went to your flat, I know what's going on.
Dude. Dude, I'm sorry about the dick-tuck thing. It was fucking insensitive.
Where is she? Where has she gone?
[Takes the karaoke stage] This is a song very close to my heart. I hope you'll like it, too.
Is that the probation worker?
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