She went to my school. This one time, she's doing this boy I know in her dad's car, yeah? She gets off him and sits on the gear stick. She's on there for, like, 20 minutes, literally... [mimics repeated copulation grunts]
Try that in your driving test. That's getting you a fail. Or a pass... and probably some kind of internal injury.
It's the same with some girls on my estate. No one's even getting pregnant any more. [To Simon] What about your friends?
I believe that's generally referred to as a "pedophile ring".
I'm not a pedophile.
Yeah? You'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese.
I don't even like cheese.
That makes it even worse, you sick bastard.
Maybe she's done sitting on her dad's gear stick. It's a thought.
It's not just her, is it?
Oh, yeah, look there's more.
I know him.
[Man and woman walk down steps] Oi, you! [Gestures come here]
Can I help you?
Why are you all dressed like retards?
There's a meeting in the community centre tonight. You should come along and find out. All of you. [Walks away]
Right. Cool.
See you there, buddy.
He used to be a right headcase.
[To support group] Bring your friends.
This is weird.
They need our help. Things have to change.
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