There will be no throat-slicing in my class! If you want to do that sort of thing, you should have joined the Sports in Pastimes.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I come to learn English. Have I come to the right place?
I was engaged once. Matter of fact, I proposed marriage, but it didn't really work out. There was quite a lot of opposition.
Her father?
No, her husband. I didn't realise she was married at the time.
Excuse me, missy. This lady, is she resembling an elephant?
I wouldn't exactly put it like that, but she is rather large.
Blimey, it is Surinder!
GGladys
I thought you and Surinder made a lovely couple.
With all due respect, she was a couple on her own.
(holds up lime juice) Giovanni?
Lime juice.
(holds up milk) Juan?
Cow juice.
Milk.
Do you know where we get milk from, Juan?
Si, señora... the milkman!
MMax
Danielle should wave from window all by herself.
She still may not be sufficient to attract enough attention.
MMax
It would if she took her clothes off!
AAli
You are changing your tune! When you are thinking that I am very wealthy, you are being my bloody brother.
That is before I'm finding out you are bloody stupid!
AAli
Don't you call me bloody stupid, you bearded baboon!
Quiet the pair of you and sit down. (to Ali) I presume you're staying now, Ali.
AAli
I'm staying now, yes.
Well, how would you pronounce "F-I-T"?
Fit!
Si señor, one right fit, one left fit!
No, Juan!
AAli
I want to hear you say: "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons".
If I am saying that, you'll be lending me 10p?
AAli
If you are saying that, I will be giving you 10p.
Very well. All Muslims are nice, kind and wonderful persons.
AAli
Jolly good. (hands him the 10p)
There's only one thing: all Sikhs are very big liars!
Where are you going?
We go to spend 2p.
The phrase is "spend a penny".
Sure. I spend a penny, he spend a penny; we spend 2p.
Please, I am having a very funny thought. He is Pakistani, she is Chinese. If they have a baby, it will be Pakinese!
AAli
How dare you! I'm teaching you not to be insulting! You ignorant son of a bearded poof!
Come on! You brainless offspring of a camel!
Ali, I?
AAli
You are what?
A word beginning with the letter I
AAli
Infidel
Are you meaning me?
AAli
Yes, please
Mr Brown (to Ranjeet): Sit down! Ranjeet, J
Jackass
AAli
Are you meaning me?
Most definitely!
AAli
I knock your damn turban off you monkey face!
Max, what's the opposite to "bitter"?
MMax
Lotta
That's not right
MMax
Sure it is! Opposite of bitter money is lotta money
Juan, does Boris speak any English?
I teach him a little
Well, good. Why do you wish to leave Russia?
BBoris
Por favore?
I see you speak English as well as Juan does
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