A character in Mind Your Language
Played by Zara Nutley
Mind Your Language · 30 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Mind Your Language: in 7 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Mr Brown (3)
I was engaged once. Matter of fact, I proposed marriage, but it didn't really work out. There was quite a lot of opposition.
Her father?
No, her husband. I didn't realise she was married at the time.
Excuse me, missy. This lady, is she resembling an elephant?
I wouldn't exactly put it like that, but she is rather large.
Blimey, it is Surinder!
(holds up lime juice) Giovanni?
Lime juice.
(holds up milk) Juan?
Cow juice.
Milk.
Do you know where we get milk from, Juan?
Si, señora... the milkman!
Sidney, go and sweep the school yard!
I swept it up once.
Well, sweep it again!
You wouldn't like me to go down on me 'ands and knees and scrub it, would ya?
Don't be ridiculous! It wouldn't dry before they arrived!
Shall I ask Gladys to make up a couple of ham rolls, in case they feel a bit peckish?
Ham rolls?! You can't give royalty ham rolls! This is a very special occasion! Tell her to open a tin of salmon.
If someone were to stop you in the street and ask you the time, what would you say?
Jamila looks at her watch and replies in Punjabi
That wouldn't help them.
Oh, yes. In my street, it's all Indian peoples.
Oh, you're wearing a black tie, Sidney.
Yeah, I'm in mourning. 28 years to the day it happened.
Oh dear. The death of a loved one?
Nah, I got married.
You're a real male chauvinist pig.
Pardon?
Pig.
Oh, you've met the wife, have you?
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