Giovanni Capello quotes from Mind Your Language

(holds up lime juice) Giovanni?

Giovanni

Lime juice.

(holds up milk) Juan?

Juan

Cow juice.

Milk.

Do you know where we get milk from, Juan?

Juan

Si, señora... the milkman!

Where are you going?

Giovanni

We go to spend 2p.

The phrase is "spend a penny".

Giovanni

Sure. I spend a penny, he spend a penny; we spend 2p.

Giovanni

Max, what's the opposite to "bitter"?

Lotta

Giovanni

That's not right

Sure it is! Opposite of bitter money is lotta money

Giovanni

(admiring Danielle) Holy ravioli! For what I'm thinking now, I could be excommunicated.

Juan

I was excommunicated five minutes ago!

(to Danielle) Explain the meaning of the phrase "to bury the hatchet".

Danielle

To chop someone's 'ead off.

You. (points to Giovanni) Complete the following proverb: "People who live in glass houses..."

Giovanni

"...should get undressed in the dark."

Giovanni, the correct word to describe a relative by marriage is "in-law", as in "brother-in-law", and not, as you put, "outlaw".

Giovanni

It's the same thing.

It is not the same thing. An outlaw is a bandit.

Giovanni

So's my brother-in-law!