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Mind Your Language · Season 1, Episode 15

Ali and Ranjeet in “Unfinished Business”

AAli

I want to hear you say: "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons".

Ranjeet

If I am saying that, you'll be lending me 10p?

AAli

If you are saying that, I will be giving you 10p.

Ranjeet

Very well. All Muslims are nice, kind and wonderful persons.

AAli

Jolly good. (hands him the 10p)

Ranjeet

There's only one thing: all Sikhs are very big liars!

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