(holds up lime juice) Giovanni?
Lime juice.
(holds up milk) Juan?
JuanCow juice.
Milk.
Do you know where we get milk from, Juan?
JuanSi, señora... the milkman!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Played by Ricardo Montez
Mind Your Language · 30 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Mind Your Language: in 5 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Mr Brown (4), Giovanni Capello (2)
Scenes with Juan Cervantes 5
JuanJuanWell, how would you pronounce "F-I-T"?
Fit!
JuanSi señor, one right fit, one left fit!
No, Juan!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Juan, does Boris speak any English?
JuanI teach him a little
Well, good. Why do you wish to leave Russia?
BBoris
Por favore?
I see you speak English as well as Juan does
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Mr MacGregor is from Scotland, which is part of Great Britain. Great Britain is comprised of England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
JuanNo.
What do you mean, "no"?
JuanNo whales in England. Whales in the sea!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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(admiring Danielle) Holy ravioli! For what I'm thinking now, I could be excommunicated.
JuanI was excommunicated five minutes ago!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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