A character in Mind Your Language
Played by Dino Shafeek
Mind Your Language · 30 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Mind Your Language: in 7 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Ranjeet Singh (7), Mr Brown (4)
You are changing your tune! When you are thinking that I am very wealthy, you are being my bloody brother.
That is before I'm finding out you are bloody stupid!
Don't you call me bloody stupid, you bearded baboon!
Quiet the pair of you and sit down. (to Ali) I presume you're staying now, Ali.
I'm staying now, yes.
I want to hear you say: "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons".
If I am saying that, you'll be lending me 10p?
If you are saying that, I will be giving you 10p.
Very well. All Muslims are nice, kind and wonderful persons.
Jolly good. (hands him the 10p)
There's only one thing: all Sikhs are very big liars!
Please, I am having a very funny thought. He is Pakistani, she is Chinese. If they have a baby, it will be Pakinese!
How dare you! I'm teaching you not to be insulting! You ignorant son of a bearded poof!
Come on! You brainless offspring of a camel!
Ali, I?
You are what?
A word beginning with the letter I
Infidel
Are you meaning me?
Yes, please
Mr Brown (to Ranjeet): Sit down! Ranjeet, J
Jackass
Are you meaning me?
Most definitely!
I knock your damn turban off you monkey face!
Think of a word that describes you.
Stupid
Don't you call me stupid, you half-witted Pakistani popadom!
Don't you call me Pakistani popadom you brown chapati!
And then came the Muslims!
Don't you call me ape you son of a cross-eyed goat!
Quiet the pair of you! If I have any more trouble, you both stay behind for extra study.
I'm winning the jackpot!
That is my winnings!
How can they be your winnings? I am putting the money, 10p in.
There is your 10p.
Take your dirty hands off my money!
That is my money, you bearded bandit!
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