S4 E3 The Back to School Syndrome
Ah, Agent J. I fashioned an array of school supplies that should prove quite handy on your new assignment. For example... [picks up a backpack]
I know that, but what freaky thing does it do?
Do? Agent J. You put books in it.
Uh-huh. [takes the backpack] Uh-huh. What about this here? [picks up a nearby calculator] Looks like a... calculator.
Yes! It performs calculations!
Yo, doc! I thought you were gonna hook me up with some super fly gear. I could by this stuff at the drugstore.
Can you, really? Hm.. I must pay a visit.
Oh yes, Alpha, the original head of MIB! Whatever became of him?
Went nuts. Tried to take over the universe.
We had a deal, Vangus. I hope you intend to uphold your end.
That was thirty Earth years past. Things have changed.
One thing hasn't: your mission will fail again. It's only with my help that you Ixions will be able to defeat MIB and commence full-scale invasion. You get the oil, I get to rule the people. [showing his new metal claw] With an iron fist, of course.
Okay, Alpha. You've got me in check, now throw me a pawn. How come the Ixions didn't invade thirty years ago?
Timing, dear boy. Your boss Zed nearly stumbled onto our little gambit. I convinced the Ixions to try again later.
But they got a little tired of waiting, didn't they, Alpha?
S4 E7 The Hots For Jay Syndrome
Atoms releasing energy, huh? So I'm kinda like a walking, talking, nuclear reactor!
Precisely! Like Three-Mile Island!
Blew up. Melted down. I say "to-mah-to", you say "to-may-to".
S4 E12 The Endgame Syndrome (1)
MP Madame President
So you're telling me there's been a secret organization called the Men in Black for the last forty sum odd years? So secret that no president even knew about it?
Yes. Well, except for Nixon of course. Say what you will about the man, he could keep a secret.
S4 E13 The Endgame Syndrome (2)
[observing the destroyed MIB headquarters] Ah, the old clubhouse. Such a shame, so many fond memories... But as we say on Earth, one can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Omelette... Eggs... Good one!
Destroying MIB did not deliver instant victory as you promised.
Patience, Vangus. When one slips it slowly, the nectar of victory is that much sweeter.
These air strikes are wasteful! It is time for a new strategy: destroy the planet, then its oil reserves ooze out.
Kind of puts a crimp in your plans, doesn't it, Alpha?
Agent K makes a cogent point. An annihilated Earth would leave no populace, no one for me to rule.
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
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