Rearrange these words to form a sentence: Tony, and, Gary, are, morons, witless.
Morons are witless, Tony Gary... and?
Nearly.
Who wanted the painkillers?
Oh, me, ta.
What's wrong?
Toothache, little son of a bitch tosser down at the back...
Did you see the dentist?
Mmm, yeah.
What did he say?
I can't remember it was in 1986.
Maybe I should go on this creative writing course, I was always dead good at poetry at school. "I wandered lonely, as a clown, that flows on high o'er shoes and grass, when all o' the once I spied a crow, a hostess of goldy daffs"
[after pulling out a tooth and blood pouring from his mouth, Tony calls the hospital]
Eyo? An I beak u Goyothy, pease? Goyothy. Gee, Oh... No, Gee, ike in Gog. Gee, Oh, Jee. Jee, ike giraffe. Yeah. O! Dorothy, oo arole, le e eplain! Dorothy! Dorothy!... Eyo, Dorothy. I ust pulled by ooth out. I ondered if oo ould ing e some ainkillers om the ospiyall affer oor hift. Yeah. I'm in uite ayot o pain. Yeah. I eel a bit faint, yeah. I ink I'll ave a i down. Yeah, bye.
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