[drunk] So, how did you happen upon Les' watering hole? I mean two girls in a pub, by themselves. To me that spells: D - A - N - G - E - R
GIGirl In Pub
To us it spelt: M - A - R - L - B - O - R - O
[drunk] Middlesbrough?
[drunk] Bed? Bed's for sleepy people! Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!
[drunk] There someone here who wants to say hello!
[drunk] Hello!. Bye!.
[drunk] That was Tony!
[drunk] Time, gentlemen, please! Haven't you got homosexuals to go to?
[drunk] I am kneeling... I am kneeling... on the floor... outside the pub...
[drunk] DEBORAH! I (*beep*)ING LOVE YOU! COME DOWN! I WANT YOU!
[drunk] Can I give you a scone, and some protection?
Why do I have to live above two drunk morons?
[drunk] You don't! Who says you do? Just stay here in your flat.
[drunk] And then we tried to leave again, but this woman came in and said if we could fix her car. And would you believe it her car needed a whole new gearbox.
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