Drew quotes from Melrose Place

Jonah

[referring to the blaring guitar sound coming from Drew's apartment] Oh, so not the cure to my hangover.

David

That is the new guy that moved into Auggie's place.

Ella

We traded zen chef for a poor man's Van Halen.

Jonah

Tell him to stop.

Ella

Yeah, you go get him, Lor. You do not bother that girl when she's trying to sleep in.

Lauren

Hello! Hi! [unplugs Drew's guitar from the amplifier and takes off his headphones] Excuse me! Hi!

Drew

Oh. Oh. Hey. Want to make a request?

Lauren

Yeah, shut up! Half of West Hollywood's trying to sleep.

Drew

Oh, crap, I'm sorry. I didn't know my speaker was on. I hate when that happens. Plus, had I known everybody was listening, I for sure would have played Clapton.

Lauren

Okay, I don't know who you are, or which tour bus you fell off, but I get to sleep in one day a year. And today was that day.

Drew

Unless I'm wrong, you had a pretty well-defined thing going with Riley. Living together, totally committed and totally comfortable.

Jonah

And?

Drew

And look where that got you. See, with a girl like Ella, you have to let go of all preconceptions. If you stop trying to make her into someone she's not, you may end up liking the person she already is.

Drew

[at Coal] Three margaritas, please. Is that cool?

Lauren

Yeah. But then what are you guys going to drink?

Drew

Finally, she's loosening up.

Riley

Very funny.