Michael Mancini quotes from Melrose Place

Michael

[to Violet, after she deletes the video of the two of them having sex from her cell phone] And now we're done. Your days of milking me for money are over. Now, if even one single frame of that video shows up anywhere, I call Judge Davis and he throws your devious little ass in jail. Who says doctors don't make house calls anymore?

Michael

You expect me to find a lawyer for you? The person who's blackmailing me? Go to hell.

Actually, it's your marriage that goes to hell once I send your wife our little video.

Michael

People like you, they don't get away with this kind of behavior. It comes back to haunt you.

You would know. My court date's December 11th. Your choice, Doctor. Either get me a lawyer, or I get you divorced.

Amanda

[referring to Sydney's death] You must've been devastated when you found out.

Michael

Oh, yeah. That was a total shock.

Amanda

Really? I mean, when she told me that you two had reignited that old flame, I thought she'd really gone off the deep end. I didn't think that she would actually end up floating facedown in it.

Michael

I didn't realize you two talked. Let me guess. You ran into each other at a support group for women who fake their own deaths?

Amanda

Oh, don't worry. I didn't come here to point fingers. I'm looking for something I loaned Sydney before she died. It's not worth much, just a lot of sentimental value.

Michael

Oh, what could possibly have sentimental value to Amanda Woodward? Some kind of medieval torture device?

Michael

Everything okay with you?

Amanda

Um, it's my heart.

Michael

You actually have one?

Michael

David needs to know what it feels like to have all the happiness in his life ripped away. I want you to break his heart. Whatever you have with him, end it.

Lauren

You can't be serious.

Michael

You break it off with him, or I tell the entire medical community that I got a house call from Dr. Lauren Yung.