Ray Skidski quotes from Mating Season

[seeing Jojo as she and Fawn exit Josh's house] Oh! Hey, babe. What are you doing here? [kisses her in the cheek]

Well, um, somebody came by our place looking for you.

[walking out of the shadows] Um, surprise.

Summer?

Holy shit.

What are you… What are you doing here?

I've been looking everywhere for you. I… I made a huge mistake. I love you. And I want to be with you.

Oh! [laughs nervously] Wow. This is… awkward.

[from Josh's bedroom window] What's happening out there?

[loudly] Um, Summer just showed up and said she still loves me.

Wow!

And Jojo looks… pretty cool with it? No! I didn't read that right. She's mad.

[laughing] That is… That's gotta be awkward! Is it awkward?

[loudly] Yeah, Ray! It's awkward.

Is she still there?

Yeah, Ray. We're all still here.

Hi, Summer!

Hi, Ray.

Hi, Jojo!

Hello, Ray.

[laughing] Oh, yeah. She does sound upset. Ah, Penelope, you really should've read my book!