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M*A*S*H · Season 10

BJ and Klinger in “Promotion Commotion”

BBJ

Corporal, what's the proper procedure for filing a morning report?

Klinger

Yes, sir. The proper disposition of daily data, as per army regulation D252 Section R, Paragraph 6, is to fill it out, file one copy, forward the others, and faint if they actually get there. [The officers are stunned] Well, how did I do?

[They applaud]

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