What's the matter?
Snapped my garter belt.
Don't expect a Purple Heart.
“Fade Out, Fade In” · Season 6
In this episode: Colonel Potter (2), Maxwell Klinger (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Charles Winchester (1), Radar O'Reilly (1)
What is that odor?
Uh, north wind, cesspool, east wind, latrine.
The wind is from the south.
Oh, that's the kitchen.
[in a toast to Frank's leaving]...Goodbye, Ferret Face!
What's the matter?
Snapped my garter belt.
Don't expect a Purple Heart.
MP Sgt: He was on this bus and accosted a Blond WAC and wanted to shampoo her hair...he was sitting beside a red Cross woman kept calling her Margaret..Is that his wife?"
Just a well built ship who crossed his wake...
MP Sgt: She screamed and he jumped out of the bus
When you lasso him put him in a paddled stall
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