What's the matter?
Snapped my garter belt.
Don't expect a Purple Heart.
MP Sgt: He was on this bus and accosted a Blond WAC and wanted to shampoo her hair...he was sitting beside a red Cross woman kept calling her Margaret..Is that his wife?"
Just a well built ship who crossed his wake...
MP Sgt: She screamed and he jumped out of the bus
When you lasso him put him in a paddled stall
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